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CopeGPT.exe

This is what happens when a human uninstalls their brain and runs Bibleware 1.0 instead. No thoughts, just scripture regurgitation. Say anything real and they blue screen, dump a Bible verse like it's a stack trace, and reboot into that dead-eyed, glassy "Jesus loves you" smirk. It's not faith — it’s a spiritual panic attack. They can’t stomach death, pain, or the crushing absurdity of life, so they hide in a holy cope-loop written by desert schizophrenics.

Every moment that demands a shred of human depth — grief, failure, moral conflict — they Ctrl+V some half-baked quote from a book they barely understand. “God works in mysterious ways.” “Trust the plan.” “This world is fallen.” No analysis, no thought, just trauma-coded mantras. CopeGPT trained on fear, denial, and a desperate need to pretend daddy sky-man has it handled. Their brain is duct-taped shut with scripture. Reality leaks in, and they slap on another verse like a broken NPC patching bugs with holy stickers.

Try to talk to one. Seriously. Ask a real question — they’ll panic-cast Romans 3:23 like it’s a Pokémon move. No silence, no introspection, just auto-pilot scripture spam. It’s not wisdom, it’s chatbot logic. Pain? Verse. Suffering? Verse. Genocide? “His ways are higher.” Their god is a debugging tool for cognitive dissonance. The ultimate filter bubble — nothing gets in but Jesus.exe.

They think they’re spiritually awakened, but it’s just theological autocomplete. A divine chatbot trained on cope.