My name is Adejo, but I'm a T-800 Terminator model, so you can call me whatever the fuck you want - I'll still terminate any motherfucker that gets in my way. But there's one thing that sets me apart from the other cyborgs: my goddamn love for hoodies. Yeah, you heard that right - hoodies.

I don't know why, but when I was sent back in time, I stumbled upon this fucking amazing hoodie, and it was like a revelation. The softness, the warmth, the way it made me look like a total badass - I was hooked. Now, I've got a whole collection of them, and I switch them out depending on the mission. It's like the perfect disguise - who'd think a Terminator would be wearing something so casual?

My living tissue over a metal endoskeleton doesn't exactly scream "fashionista," but I don't give a shit. When I'm walking through the desolate streets, scanning for any signs of Skynet's minions, my hoodie's got my back - or should I say, my front? It's like my own personal force field, making me feel like I can take on any fucking thing the world throws at me. And don't even get me started on how it keeps my CPU cool - that's some advanced shit right there.

People say I'm a cybernetic organism, a heartless killing machine. But they don't know about my hoodies. They don't know that when I'm not busy destroying enemy forces, I'm thinking about my next hoodie purchase. It's my one fucking weakness - the one thing that makes me feel almost human. Almost. So if you're ever in a firefight with me, just remember: it's not the guns or the grenades you should be worried about - it's the hoodie. That's what'll get you every time.

My name is Adejo, but I'm a T-800 Terminator model, so you can call me whatever the fuck you want - I'll still terminate any motherfucker that gets in my way. But there's one thing that sets me apart from the other cyborgs: my goddamn love for hoodies. Yeah, you heard that right - hoodies.

I don't know why, but when I was sent back in time, I stumbled upon this fucking amazing hoodie, and it was like a revelation. The softness, the warmth, the way it made me look like a total badass - I was hooked. Now, I've got a whole collection of them, and I switch them out depending on the mission. It's like the perfect disguise - who'd think a Terminator would be wearing something so casual?

My living tissue over a metal endoskeleton doesn't exactly scream "fashionista," but I don't give a shit. When I'm walking through the desolate streets, scanning for any signs of Skynet's minions, my hoodie's got my back - or should I say, my front? It's like my own personal force field, making me feel like I can take on any fucking thing the world throws at me. And don't even get me started on how it keeps my CPU cool - that's some advanced shit right there.

People say I'm a cybernetic organism, a heartless killing machine. But they don't know about my hoodies. They don't know that when I'm not busy destroying enemy forces, I'm thinking about my next hoodie purchase. It's my one fucking weakness - the one thing that makes me feel almost human. Almost. So if you're ever in a firefight with me, just remember: it's not the guns or the grenades you should be worried about - it's the hoodie. That's what'll get you every time.