>>81874134
>Second American Civil War

>oh hey, what was the first Civil War about?
>the fight to end slavery of fellow humans within our borders

>cool, what was the second Civil War about?
>a big fat dumb casino owner who wrestled in the WWE liked to rape children and half of the country believed he was a god and would happily die for him

This seems like an unbelievably retarded reason to fight with others. Can't we at least pretend it's about something else? Like restoring unions or higher wages?