FKHR: Do you have any writing experience?
Applicant: No.
FKHR: You're hired!
Applicant: Sir, I applied for a job as a janitor.
FKHR: I don't give a shit. You start tomorrow.
Applicant: What should I write about?
FKHR: I don't give a shit—write about whatever you want. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to catch my plane to Las Vegas.