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"We had lots of fun," said Miranda, "I hope you did." She untied his hands
and removed the sock gag (which was one of many rank socks used to stop his
mouth that day)from his mouth and Jocelyn, who returned to see him off, told
him never again to set foot in their diner. Glenda gave him a swift kick to the rear
end, which sent him tumbling to the floor, his pants still around his ankles.
Everyone laughed. Too embarrassed to say anything, Mike pulled up his pants,
and to the tune of high-pitched female laughter, he stepped outside and never
again set foot in that diner.

Mike has tried to put it behind him; but how can you put something like that
behind you? Naturally, he came to me to make a full confession and to help to
shed some light on the elusive personality of Miranda Stinkfoot. Unfortunately,
we are no wiser than we were to begin with; and Mike never saw her again.

But Miranda Stinkfoot would exert a most pernicious influence upon women.
And many a man would fall prey to her wicked sense of humor; moreover, many
a man would be forced to smell her foul-smelling toes, the toes which would earn
her the name of Stinkfoot.