If she has big boobs, it's almost inevitable they're going to be surgically butchered.
I've grown to realize this is the absolute state of modern women. Like probably 8/10 big boobs I've ever seen either IRL or on the internet, at some point, will get butchered by a plastic surgeon.

Don't believe me? Go check on some random girl you might have seen posted on /gif/ that isn't someone just reaching fame. Like an old camwhore or something, see what they're up to recently.

My pain is sharp and constant with this reality, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.