oy vey! did I just see you evade a draft to defend mother israel? OY GEVALT BAD GOY BAD GOY BAD GOY!!! *caves your skull in with the foreskin of scarified children*

well for all you good goys who have lived peaceful lives i have a incredible bat mitzvah for you, we are defending israel! and for all those dumbasses who choose not to I'll label them as an enemy of the state, wouldn't want our (((ally))) to be unprotected, right?

HASTILY, zognald please invent some bullshit about how iran is a thread to the united states! see goy? do you see this hecklin science that your great president pushed out! hmm yes trump you are the bestest goy here is the souls of genetically-mutilated children

OY GEVALT! thank you trump you orange pedophile faggot putin-loving nigger-loving faggot cuck who supports the annihilation of his country and spends his damn time arguing with strawman arguments on xitter instead of doing his actual job, your effectless TAROOFING is making me COOMING at the thought

You WILL be drafted to defend Israel, you WILL lose your life on the line, your children WILL be drafted to defend Israel, I WILL use your military funding to defend Israel and you WILL support me OR GET ARRESTED FOR DODGING DRAFTS.

(Though when I evade drafts it's okay, b-because it just is, OKAY?! Now be a good goy and throw your life away!)