So how did Blimpf's trip and presser in the Lonestarfaggot state go yesterday? Was it worth watching? Did he toss rolls of paper towels like he did in Puerto Rico nearly eight years ago? That, by the way, was right up there with his most hilarious moments...so if anything like that happened yesterday I wanna know about it

>>509462073
Good Caturday* morning once again, /ptg/
>*honorary Caturday for the 4th

I'll be up for several more hours, but most of you /ptg/ burgers need to get the fuck to bed to enjoy the extended comfy, relaxing weekend

And by 'most', I mean all of you except for me

>>508665512
>how we doing tonight
>tonight
>it's nearly 2 A.M. in the Best Comfy Midwest
Get to bed
>>508666395
You too, dweeb
>>508666524
You too, dweeb