The throne of Nintendo stands immortal and timeless. Like a Game Boy in the Gulf War, they can and will survive anything and everything. They saved gaming before, and they will save gaming again. You wouldn't even have whatever dogshit games are your favourite without Nintendo there to have laid the foundations.

Nintendo is over 130 years old, older than Sony, older than Microsoft, older than SEGA. And that bushido blood still flows through them to this very day, they have never once forgotten their origins. They came before all of them, they will outlast every one of them. Nintendo will do to the 21st Century what Walt Disney did to the 20th. Your grandchildren will be begging for trips to Nintendoland, they won't even know what Disneyland is.

Now we have actually entered Nintendo's diamond age: they've crafted the last console left. All else is just glorified PCs, Nintendo Switch 2 is an actual device with functionality no other handheld gaming device or console can match. With games that can only be played on there, on a console that is completely unhackable. You will be DEAD and buried before they make a Switch 2 emulator. This age marks the beginning of the new era of Nintendo: powerful hardware, incredible games year after year, all the classics emulatable on the console, actually functioning online, pirates and modders scurrying into the shadows to hide and complain about all the hardworking people having fun.

Congratulations, you made it! You lived long enough to enter the single greatest era of the greatest gaming company of all-time. Your grandchildren will one day ask you what it felt like to be there in person as it happened. Mario, Link and Pikachu are now cultural icons more meaningful and recognizable than Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny or cereal box mascots.

Long Live Nintendo, the Once and ALWAYS King of Gaming!