DUDE EVO IS FUCKING AWESOME, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TWITCH STREAMS. you should totally take the greyhound bus and pay the $300 entrance fee to come here, it’s got the same games but OFFLINE, we can crack open a nice diet redbull or three and get crazy watching some fights OFFLINE for hours before playing and going 0-2 in a few minutes. and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to afterparty - listen here, right, it’s a bar where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK alcoholic redbull. BUT!!!! it’s also a huge local like when we were kids, so we can play awesome FIGHTING GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which Jessica and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our MONTHLY ANIME FIGHTING GAMES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this SUGAR-FREE REDBULL and pop open another one!!!