welp there goes the show

You must seduce a fat woman. The fatter the better; a land whale totally discarded by society. When you have succeeded and have created a sufficiently strong emotional bond, give her an ultimatum: "either you lose weight, or I'm leaving". It's 100% guaranteed that she will do it. In the end, you will have an +8/10 tradwife

it's not too late to get your life back on track