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7/2/2025, 10:37:30 PM
>DD Awareness Day is coming up on Outpost 3
>The WDs will be avoiding N during that day
>He is sad that he won't be able to play and hang around with his WD friends
>N comes to you for advice
>"Hey anon. DD Awareness Day is coming up. I will be playing the outcast, haha. I was wondering if you could teach me your ways."
>"My what?"
>"You ways. You know. How to deal with the crushing loneliness. The feeling of being disliked and excluded. That kind of stuff."
>You laugh
>"N, buddy. I'm not excluded! I'm a human. The human. Drones love me."
>N puts his finger on his chin and narrows his eyes as he inspects you closely
>"Oh. I see! I was wondering why you weren't at Emily's potluck last week. I guess your humanityyy(?)...was tired."
>You look at him
>"The what?"
>"The potluck! At Emily's. You should had been there. We had so much fun!"
>"....Nobody told me there was going to be a potluck."
>N shrugs
>"Eh, they probably forgot. J used to forget to tell me when we're taking off all the time. Would you like me to remind them to invite you whenever there is an event?"
>"An event? There are no damn events on Copper 9."
>N starts recounting last month's schedule
>Party at Thad's, Lizzy's party at the cafeteria, some stargazing event, movie night party, party here, party there, party party party
>There were even masked orgies
>You are stunned
>And here you thought the drones were the dullest creatures in existence
>"....Son of a bitch! I'm a goddamn outcast!"
>N starts to celebrate, mistaking your outburst for excitement
>He shuts up quickly when you throw the bottle you were holding to the ground
>You yell in anger
>The DD realizes that he may have messed up
>He sidewalks away while you're swearing
>You pull out a case from under your bed and undo the lock
>"Those mother fuckers!"
>It is a gun case
>At least N is about to learn how to deal with feelings of being disliked and excluded