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6/18/2025, 6:26:35 AM
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>Be Stephen Colbert
>Snorts some coke backstage
>Stephen walks on stage
>Sips his Irish coffee
>"AAAAAAH THOSE FAR RIGHT RUSSIAN PAID TRAITORS"
>Audience starts to crack up
>"THEY DIDN'T GET THEIR 6TH SHOT"
>People start coughing from all the laughter
>"HAHAHA MAN BABIES I'M DANCING"
>People start banging the ground from the sheer force of comedy
>"LAUGH"
>Boomers start having flashbacks to the 60s drug orgies before they foam at the mouth
>"LAUGH AT ME I'M FUNNY MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Audience_runs_on_stage.mov
>Devours Colbert alive as he orgasms from the pain
>He unleashes his final form in a maid outfit
>Starts throwing screaming clot shots upon the masses
>People's bodies start melting as the chorus of vaccine parody music among the screams is the last thing they hear
>Stephen wipes out all life on Earth
>"Drumpf finally defeated" He thinks
>Hears something in the distance
>"AWOOOO!"
>Flies over
>Sees a small wolf girl with a red hat
>Hearing her sad howl as she cries
>Licks lips
>"WELCOME TO THIS SEGMENT OF THE VAC-SCENE!" He screams
>"Awoo!?!?" She looks
>Stephen grabs her by the throat
>Slams her to the ground
>She crawls while bleeding trying to escape
>"New mandate came in"
>Colbert pulls down his outfit
>Awoo looks in horror
>Pulls down his panties
>"FAUCI OUCHIE TIME!"
>He penetrates her at lightning speed
>"AWOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
>Every thrust hurts more then the last
>She grabs the dirt begging him to stop
>"LOL more of the freedumb propaganda!"
>"How selfish!"
>Stephen starts accelerating his rape
>"I THINK THIS CURVE HIS ALMOST FLATTEN"
>"NOO PWEASE DON'T GET ME PWEGANT!" she pleads with blood in her mouth
>"AL-ALMOST"
>He moves so fast he becomes a blur
>Massive_laugh_track.mp4 as he finishes
>Tears fill her eyes as her mind goes almost numb
>All her memories start flooding as the world goes dark
>"Just show business kid" He lights his Cuban cigar
>Taking a deep breath in with his foot on her back.
>Be Stephen Colbert
>Snorts some coke backstage
>Stephen walks on stage
>Sips his Irish coffee
>"AAAAAAH THOSE FAR RIGHT RUSSIAN PAID TRAITORS"
>Audience starts to crack up
>"THEY DIDN'T GET THEIR 6TH SHOT"
>People start coughing from all the laughter
>"HAHAHA MAN BABIES I'M DANCING"
>People start banging the ground from the sheer force of comedy
>"LAUGH"
>Boomers start having flashbacks to the 60s drug orgies before they foam at the mouth
>"LAUGH AT ME I'M FUNNY MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Audience_runs_on_stage.mov
>Devours Colbert alive as he orgasms from the pain
>He unleashes his final form in a maid outfit
>Starts throwing screaming clot shots upon the masses
>People's bodies start melting as the chorus of vaccine parody music among the screams is the last thing they hear
>Stephen wipes out all life on Earth
>"Drumpf finally defeated" He thinks
>Hears something in the distance
>"AWOOOO!"
>Flies over
>Sees a small wolf girl with a red hat
>Hearing her sad howl as she cries
>Licks lips
>"WELCOME TO THIS SEGMENT OF THE VAC-SCENE!" He screams
>"Awoo!?!?" She looks
>Stephen grabs her by the throat
>Slams her to the ground
>She crawls while bleeding trying to escape
>"New mandate came in"
>Colbert pulls down his outfit
>Awoo looks in horror
>Pulls down his panties
>"FAUCI OUCHIE TIME!"
>He penetrates her at lightning speed
>"AWOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
>Every thrust hurts more then the last
>She grabs the dirt begging him to stop
>"LOL more of the freedumb propaganda!"
>"How selfish!"
>Stephen starts accelerating his rape
>"I THINK THIS CURVE HIS ALMOST FLATTEN"
>"NOO PWEASE DON'T GET ME PWEGANT!" she pleads with blood in her mouth
>"AL-ALMOST"
>He moves so fast he becomes a blur
>Massive_laugh_track.mp4 as he finishes
>Tears fill her eyes as her mind goes almost numb
>All her memories start flooding as the world goes dark
>"Just show business kid" He lights his Cuban cigar
>Taking a deep breath in with his foot on her back.
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