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Its probably gotta be some medium to large dog breed. German Shepards, Belgian Malinois, or some other working dog. These are probably the most heterosexual dogs.
However my personal opinion is I think getting a couple of chihuahuas is so gay it circles back into not being gay, kinda like nuclear ghandi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_DVC-mdojA