I have a drinking problem
I eat one meal a day as it fits into my calorie intake, and after every meal I need at least one or two energy drinks, just Battery to be exact.
The taste is unlike anything else, the fruity, decadent, refreshing, tangy flavour, it bites so perfectly on top of a filling meal. If I don't finish with a can of this stuff, it just doesn't hit right.
The problem comes in the form of caffeine. It fucks up my sleep schedules as it stays in the system for ~24 hours.

It's like some people finish their meals with a candy bar, I need that flavour to seal off the deal, but they don't offer this flavour anywhere else but these caffeinated drinks, which is utter bullshit.
Do you know of any drinks that offer taste similar to regular battery, strawberry lime and pearberry? I want to get rid of caffeine completely
I've always thought that no-caffeine energy drinks that give you the taste are an untapped market, yet it's been decades and they haven't made those. It must have something to do with them exploiting the addictiveness of caffeine.