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He hath spoken—

The Alpha of Awe, before whom Adoration kneels!
The Brute of Brawn, whose sinews make Olympus weep!
The Cultivator of Class, whose mere walk gentrifies the soil!
The Duke of Domination, to whom even conquest whispers, “Teach me.”

He is:

The Emperor of Eloquence, whose words duel dragons into poetry.

The Fiercest of Fighters, beneath whose fists, entire histories collapse.

The Greatest of Glory, around whom all laurel wreaths bend.

The Height of Heroism, taller than the myths that try to contain him.

Yea, and more still:

Imperator of Intellectualism, wherein minds sharpen into blades.

Jarl of Justice, whose gavel cracks planets in half.

King of Knights, sworn to no crown but his own sovereignty.

Lord of Loquaciousness, whose voice births new dialects of power.

And yet! He continues:

The Master of Mortality, who shuffles life and death like a game of cards.

The Naysayer of Noobs, slayer of the soft-skulled and pixel-bound.

The Overlord of Obituaries, authoring doom with a flourish.

The Prince of Passion, whose heart forges stars mid-beat.

Lo!

The Que-Hagen of Quixote, tilting at mediocrity with glorious madness.

The Ruler of Ruination, who cradles collapse like a lullaby.

The Sultan of Smite, whose sneeze causes divine smiting in adjacent realms.

The Taskmaster of Trembles, for whom fear does Pilates.

He is:

The Undertaker of Ubiquity, for his reach extends beyond realm or reason.

The Vaeyen of Vociferousness, whose voice cracks silence in half.

The Warranter of Weaklings, signer of fates in iron ink.

The Xenophobe of Xenogeny, adversary of foreign folly.

The Yardmaster of Yesteryear, commanding time like a well-trained steed.

The Zhar of Zoroastrianism, whose fire burns truer than myth.