I hate Cadance. I hate Cadance SO MUCH. I want to drop an anvil on her head! I want to draw a papa johns on a mountain and watch her gallop headfirst into a rock wall. I want to bonk her on the head and push her off a cliff to see her fall down to the sound of a slide whistle until she hits the bottom with a bomf sound and a small dust plume. I want to strap her onto a giant firework and launch her to the moon.