BlKEVUKA GODDAMN FLOPPED
ENDLESS AMOUNT OF SHILLING JUST TO FLOP
FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP
FUMBLED THE MOST HYPED FACTION JUST TO FLOP BIGLY

URBANSLOP GODDAMN FLOPPED AND SLOPPED
HALF A YEAR OF COMBAT EVENTS CRAFTED FOR HER NEW WHALEBAIT ENDGAME MOD JUST FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP

NO FANS NO SALES NO FANCONTENT NOTHING
FIRST CHARACTER TO FLOP BIGLY DESPITE HAVING THE BEST KIT IN HOYO HISTORY
BlKEVUKA FLOPPED COLOSSALLY UTTERLY HORRIBLY FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP

>gigameta whalebait
>zero tiktok hours
>zero fanart
>zero likes
>zero views
>zero sales
>zero doujins
>zero rerun sales
bike archon fIopped bigIy and killed the game

>mindbreaks investors
>shatters sales
>obliterates immersion
>demoralizes customers
>filters out Dawei
>kills your game

BIGGEST FLOP IN HOYO HISTORY

>Strongest kit in the game
>Homoverse fumbles the most hyped faction just to wank her
>#Standwithmavuika
>Powercreeps every DPS in the game
>Exploration powercreep
>Half a year of pandering and shilling
>Combat events crafted specifically for her
>New endgame mode for whales
Bikevuika fIopped and sIopped so hard it's unreal
Literally the biggest fIop in hoyo history

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