ITT: Members of the 'If you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all' Club
Post 'em

"I heard the news that Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea passed today. At first I assumed that this was a lie, since that's what Hogan always did best. But no, it's true, and Hulk is gone. My feelings about Hulk are well known, and he was every bit as successful as a draw as he was a failure of a person. He also made a ton of money for the boys, so I suppose I have that to thank him for. He also never hurt me in the ring, unlike Goldberg. So in closing, I will say rest in peace Terry, because at least you were not Goldberg."