When I was 17 I met this girl on meetme. She invited me to her house for a party she was throwing, and to fuck. When I got there it turned out all her photos were from a time when she wasn't fat as fuck, as in person she was fat as fuck. I decided against fucking her but still wanted to get drunk because I was 17 and times you can get drunk are limited at that age.

Her mom was one of those moms that party with their daughters and was thinner and overall more attractive than said girl. She was immediately attracted to my long hair and was drunk enough to start laying on the honey thick as soon as I entered the party. She started feeding me 99 bananas shooter after 99 bananas shooter while crooning over my hair while the girl pouted, and when I started to get retarded drunk off them she then explicitly said she would totally fuck me, and I in my inebriated state said she should. She grabbed me by the hand and led me to her room while her daughter protested loudly and broke down at the sight of this happening. My phone was going off like crazy, missed calls from her and texts saying "please don't fuck my mom, what the fuck, etc." and continued doing so while I gave her mom a nice 17 year old mediocre dicking, and then the bevy of 99 bananas shots finally really got to me combined with the motion of my missionary'ing her, and I threw up directly on her face, collapsed next to her while she freaked the fuck out from stomach acid in her eyes running out of the room, and blacked out shortly after.
I came to on a pile of my clothes in the corner of the room. I think the mom went to sleep on the guest bed or something so I just hastily got my clothes on and saw myself out. I still remember the death stare I got from the fat girl as I tried to nonchalantly shuffle my way out the door into the winter night to wait an hour in the snow for the bus home.
Found out through FB mutuals that the fat girl overdosed a few years later.