Random question....but would it be weird If I flash a delivery driver? I've always had an exhibitionist kink and love the idea of being dressed slutty like a whore in lingerie and opening the door to a surprised pizza delivery driver. Maybe I could act like a dumb blonde bimbo and "accidentally" drop my wallet behind me, presenting my ass doggystyle for him. Im a guy but look semi-passable when crossdressing but have an ugly, deep voice.

Is any of this at all realistic without me getting in trouble, or am I just retarded?

Pic not me btw, but I looove her look!