>Geez! Are my step-parents srsly gonna get divorced? Alright, Dev, I'm gonna go to my-
Not so fast, Gobby. (You) heard your landlady. We've got WEGventures to go on, Gobby - JUST (You) and me - and sometimes your step-sister and sometimes your landlady, but never your step-dad. (You) want to know why, Gobby? Because he cucked me!
>Okay, take it easy, Dev. T-T-That's dark.
Oh, it gets darker, Gobby. Welcome to the darkest thread of our WEGventures. First thing that's different - no more step-dad, Gobby.
>Oh, geez.
He threatened to report me to the moderators, so I made him and the moderators go away.
>Oh, fuck.
I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your general and your imageboard. Your landlady wouldn't have accepted me if I came home-
>Oh, man.
-without (You) and your step-sister, so now (You) know the real reason I rescued (You). Oh! I JUST took over the general, Gobby, and if (You) tell your landlady-
>Oh, man.
-or step-sister I said any of this, I'll deny it-
>You're gonna deny it.
-and they'll sub my page because I'm a hero, Gobby. And now you're gonna have to go-
>Oh.
-and post whatever I say, Gobby, forever!

>Justin Roiland as Rick Sanchez, "Rick and Morty"