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7/18/2025, 5:49:41 PM
Smash is actually balanced around its lack of motions. Moves are given more startup to compensate for how fast they come out and the analog movement.
Tacking motions onto a traditional fighting game is retarded usually because you'll still have shit like 5f reversals and 1f command throws in a game where they come out instantly
The game devolves into a meta of nuclear options that have no real counter play but predicatively running away, playing extreme defense at all times, or just jumping
This is why Smash looks so twitch
We don't want fighting games to look like that
And now they all do because you retarded ipad kids had your brains fried by your dogshit parents and can't even do a quarter circle, so now we all have to pay the price because your mommy had you watching coco melon at full blast in the store annoying everyone as you got used to the touch screen.
We must forcefully take away the reproductive rights of all millennials.
Tacking motions onto a traditional fighting game is retarded usually because you'll still have shit like 5f reversals and 1f command throws in a game where they come out instantly
The game devolves into a meta of nuclear options that have no real counter play but predicatively running away, playing extreme defense at all times, or just jumping
This is why Smash looks so twitch
We don't want fighting games to look like that
And now they all do because you retarded ipad kids had your brains fried by your dogshit parents and can't even do a quarter circle, so now we all have to pay the price because your mommy had you watching coco melon at full blast in the store annoying everyone as you got used to the touch screen.
We must forcefully take away the reproductive rights of all millennials.
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