I was fucking fuming at the sun earlier
>be me
>be walking down highstreet
>hot as fuck ffs
>left ball sack skin stuck to left inner thigh
>right ball sack skin stuck to inner right thigh
>my balls being pulled apart in this crisscross motion actually felt quite nice
>OHOH ITS GONE BIG NOW.exe
>wearing Amazon choice men's thin grey jogging shorts
>tentpole.jpg
He's a little fucking cunt he is, the sun I mean. Had to duck into greggs and stand in the corner by the fridge pretending to read the ingredients of a sandwich to cool off. He's done me