ANOTHER VICTIM of BIG DADDY RANCE!
Really someone should build a monument to all the rectums that were ruined.
Yes.
A big marble statue which shows a player in agony as the RANCE RAPE ROD enters his ANUS!
We could have a special memorial day where we gather around the statue, all dressed up like druids, holding candles, make some speeches and offer up our thoughts and prayers. Then we could form a solemn procession which smears industrial grade lubricant around the players asshole. To show we care.
WE OWE IT TO THE VICTIMS OF THE ANALCAUST!