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7/20/2025, 12:34:13 PM
>be me
>cracked out on two hours of sleep, six sachets of soulglad, and zero remorse
>decide to heat up some pagpag I found in a plastic container labeled "Monday?"
>smells like chicken, but could be Cyrcrane or expired goods from that one fuck in cloudfort, no idea, still eating it
>laptop boots up with a wheeze
>go on YouTube
>algorithm hits me with a video called “Hoyoshills are Ruining Honkai Star Rail”
>thumbnail is some dude in a red jacket, white anime hair, holding a sword like he’s about to cut my WiFi
>says “It’s your fault.”
>feel personally attacked even though I haven’t logged in for three patches
>click the video
>immediately dude’s yelling like he saw Dan Heng's cunny browser history
>blames you, me, whales, dolphins, shrimp, anyone who ever rolled for a 4 star
>mid rant he pulls out a pie chart, screams about Kafka's thighs being a government psyop
>says every update is just a rerun of despair wrapped in anime tits
>suddenly veers off-topic and rants about a TingyunDyke and her not shaving her pussy for the next pic of her crotch
>says she sent him a letter with a single strand of hair taped inside
>”I know what you did,” the note said
>he stares dead into the camera, whispering “tingyunDyke, I’m ready now.”
>returns to yelling about Hoyoverse mind control and how the only cure is uninstalling and eating out Hertaschizo's rancid asshold
>I’m halfway through my pagpag, and my fridge just made a noise that sounded like Silver Wolf saying "L dr.ratio"
>video ends with a hard cut and silence
>I scroll down
>7.9K panonood 31 minuto ang nakalipas
>cracked out on two hours of sleep, six sachets of soulglad, and zero remorse
>decide to heat up some pagpag I found in a plastic container labeled "Monday?"
>smells like chicken, but could be Cyrcrane or expired goods from that one fuck in cloudfort, no idea, still eating it
>laptop boots up with a wheeze
>go on YouTube
>algorithm hits me with a video called “Hoyoshills are Ruining Honkai Star Rail”
>thumbnail is some dude in a red jacket, white anime hair, holding a sword like he’s about to cut my WiFi
>says “It’s your fault.”
>feel personally attacked even though I haven’t logged in for three patches
>click the video
>immediately dude’s yelling like he saw Dan Heng's cunny browser history
>blames you, me, whales, dolphins, shrimp, anyone who ever rolled for a 4 star
>mid rant he pulls out a pie chart, screams about Kafka's thighs being a government psyop
>says every update is just a rerun of despair wrapped in anime tits
>suddenly veers off-topic and rants about a TingyunDyke and her not shaving her pussy for the next pic of her crotch
>says she sent him a letter with a single strand of hair taped inside
>”I know what you did,” the note said
>he stares dead into the camera, whispering “tingyunDyke, I’m ready now.”
>returns to yelling about Hoyoverse mind control and how the only cure is uninstalling and eating out Hertaschizo's rancid asshold
>I’m halfway through my pagpag, and my fridge just made a noise that sounded like Silver Wolf saying "L dr.ratio"
>video ends with a hard cut and silence
>I scroll down
>7.9K panonood 31 minuto ang nakalipas
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