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the whole old vs new testament stuff is pretty wild as well. a lot of handwaving is done with it, "oh, that was the old testament, thats no longer relevant". yeah, sure, okay, but there were people who lived and died during that time, which means that somewhere in this "heaven", there are people who died, went to heaven because they were following the rules and believed in god.

like if you rape a woman, but nobody catches you, its fine. but if someone catches you, your victim has to marry you, and you have to pay a fine. then its fine.

so....are you gonna bump into people who did that, heaven? "oh hey, i raped your great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother, but, as per the rules, i tossed a few quid her way and she shacked up with me and here we are!".
or did he kick some people out of heaven after changing his mind. that he knew he would change his mind on. like, way in advance. that conversation must of been a bit awkward.
>yeah, see, paul. like, i know, i told you some rules to follow, and you did, you did great, buddy, but, uh, i changed my mind. haha, yeah. so, sorry, i know you enjoyed the last couple years here in literal utopia with all your friends and family, but, uh, you gotta leave.
>...i called a cab for you, only free space is...uh....hell.