What are we going to do to "people" who ride bikes on the public street

>Be me
>Trying to go home after a long day of work
>'Why is traffic going 15mph in a 1 lane road we go 50 on?"
>get to stop light, notice fagcycles
>bikers take the intersection left lane
>i pass them at the stop, while approaching I joking peel into their lane to "merge"
>two big fags fly off
>I cancel the merge

Anyone riding a bycyle on the street despite us paying for side-walk, will be killed by a Javelin missile. The gore-videos will be shown as warring before buying a bike at any retailer

**BREAKING NEWS**

SCOOBY HAS DIED AFTER PRANKSTERS THROW HIM OFF BIKE AT HIGH SPEED, CAUGHT ON VIDEO

RIP Scooby, let's have a thread to commemorate this legend