>>507167020
HE'S GOT A PARING KNIFE, TAKE HIM DOWN
You can pretend to be an unhinged lunatic shitting and pissing yourself. Worked for Ted Nugent.
I don't care myself, I'll either end up a liaison for employed cryptids and shapeshifting super soldiers or a cryptolinguist. Either way I'll at least get to be involved in something cool until the aerosolized vax kills me.