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7/2/2025, 12:07:46 AM
Is Blade technically "racist" among vampires? Because I just pictured him as Uncle Ruckus ranting about dirty vampires
>"Everyone knows Fangers can't fight. They lack the soul and the character to compete with living mortals. Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, all great heroes and fighters. Name me one Fanger who can fight? YA CANT! See? You can't do it can you? Oh what, you gonna say Nosferatu? Dracula? Adam Sandler? Well if he's so strong why can't he walk out in the sun, huh? Fangers slump over the minute the clouds clear up for god sake. And of course, Fangers act all tough when mortals have already gone to bed at a respectable hour"
>"Everyone knows Fangers can't fight. They lack the soul and the character to compete with living mortals. Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, all great heroes and fighters. Name me one Fanger who can fight? YA CANT! See? You can't do it can you? Oh what, you gonna say Nosferatu? Dracula? Adam Sandler? Well if he's so strong why can't he walk out in the sun, huh? Fangers slump over the minute the clouds clear up for god sake. And of course, Fangers act all tough when mortals have already gone to bed at a respectable hour"
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