From being undefeated good goys to the Jews to taking a knee to st George Floyd the American braphog still holds true to his freedom diet of consuming 5000-7000 calories of mcdonalds, Taco Bell, chic file, kfc and dairy queen. All washed down with a family sized diet coke and Starbucks coffee syrup and then when done with its feedings. The American braphog unleashed the biggest freedom braps from its big brapper, making its cardboard mcmansion shake from the Shear force of the brapwave.

Why are Americans like this?