Holy shit do u guys remember the two die Antwoord degenerate weirdos? Turns out they are a couple of total fuckin degenerate weirdos. I had never liked them but I liked CHAPPiE because I am white and I have a soul. I also have a relevant and treasured personal anecdote which is relevant to both of them. Anyways it turns out they would tell their weirdo son that he was the "king of hell", and encourage him to do crazy shit and they egged him on to stab his brother to death and they thought that was awesome, they'd do weird ass blood magick (!) rituals with him too!

Some girl I used to know loved those two fucken weirdos bro. She loved that group. And one night she came over and she was talking about this movie with die Antwoord a retarded robot in it and I was instantly intrigued by the retarded robot aspect. So we watched it. Anyways they were in it and she wouldn't shut the fuck up about how great Die Antwoord were while we watched CHAPPiE and i finally asked her why she thought these two fucken weirdo degenerate freaks were so great. She started going on about how it was all performative and that they were actually geniuses and that this was performance art taken to an extreme and blablabblablahbblah. I remember looking at her and thinking that she was the dumbest, most retarded ho on the planet and that she was going to end up getting murdered one day.

Then we had sex Wosie-Steinfeld style thrice in a single moon. Alas, she is no longer a part of my world (I killed her), but I'll always have CHAPPiE.