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Also, because Spamton has a full fanon "spam email" birthday, I inputted it into astrology sites to see if it spat out any nebulous factoids that could apply to him.
>he shares his birthday, May 3, with famous figures like Machiavelli and Bing Crosby (fitting)
>his Western Zodiac sign is a Taurus (bull) and Chinese Zodiac is Earth Horse
Supposedly, as Earth signs, Taurus individuals often indulge in sensual and material pleasures including good food, likely have strong, beautiful teeth, and tend to gain weight as they get older.
Damn, /x/ really was right after all...