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>Had dreams where I was a girl with small boobs
>Had dreams where I was a girl with big boobs
>Small boobs were infinitely easier to live with. Get breast envy every now and then
>Big boobs were usually more of a hassle due to needing to do proper back exercise to not be miserable halfway through the day. Pain in the ass when sleeping too. They were never comfy. Only comfy enough to fall asleep
I have concluded through empirical evidence that having smaller boobs is comfier to live with. The downside is the slight mental damage from seeing men lust over predominantly big boobs. Small boobs makes you more bratty and sassy on average due to this.

You can cite this in your dissertation if needs be. You can credit me as T. Anon.