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6/22/2025, 11:00:50 PM
>>508377901
It still blows my mind that the gbu-57 can pierce through solid rock at Mach 1
How is the material even displaced? Is it vaporized at that speed? The power of the gothic arch is eternal.
It still blows my mind that the gbu-57 can pierce through solid rock at Mach 1
How is the material even displaced? Is it vaporized at that speed? The power of the gothic arch is eternal.
6/22/2025, 12:19:24 AM
>>508235531
a homosexual satellite pilot at buckley afb told me we’ll get involved sometime around 3.50 cow tools
a homosexual satellite pilot at buckley afb told me we’ll get involved sometime around 3.50 cow tools
6/19/2025, 11:14:20 PM
>>508018366
KHAMENI KILLED IT’S REAL
>TEHRAN — June 19, 2025
>In what authorities are calling “the most surreal geopolitical moment in recent history,” Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was reportedly killed last night during a surprise appearance at a concert headlined by Elvis Presley
>The concert, held in downtown Tehran as part of a controversial “Cultural Reconciliation Through Rock” initiative, took a tragic turn when Elvis, midway through his performance of “Burning Love,” lobbed what he believed to be a prop grenade into the crowd for dramatic effect.
>Unfortunately, sources confirm the grenade was real.
>Initial reports suggest Khamenei, who was not on the guest list, had pushed through security to present Elvis with a Persian carpet and “personally request a rendition of ‘Jailhouse Rock.’” He was killed instantly in the blast. At least six members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps were injured, reportedly while trying to selfie with Elvis moments before detonation.
>Elvis was detained by Iranian security forces but allegedly vanished moments later in a flash of rhinestone light, accompanied by a faint echo of the phrase, “Thank you… thank you very much.”
>The U.N. Security Council has called an emergency session. Graceland has issued a statement denying any knowledge of Presley’s involvement in geopolitics, claiming he was “just there to rock.”
KHAMENI KILLED IT’S REAL
>TEHRAN — June 19, 2025
>In what authorities are calling “the most surreal geopolitical moment in recent history,” Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was reportedly killed last night during a surprise appearance at a concert headlined by Elvis Presley
>The concert, held in downtown Tehran as part of a controversial “Cultural Reconciliation Through Rock” initiative, took a tragic turn when Elvis, midway through his performance of “Burning Love,” lobbed what he believed to be a prop grenade into the crowd for dramatic effect.
>Unfortunately, sources confirm the grenade was real.
>Initial reports suggest Khamenei, who was not on the guest list, had pushed through security to present Elvis with a Persian carpet and “personally request a rendition of ‘Jailhouse Rock.’” He was killed instantly in the blast. At least six members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps were injured, reportedly while trying to selfie with Elvis moments before detonation.
>Elvis was detained by Iranian security forces but allegedly vanished moments later in a flash of rhinestone light, accompanied by a faint echo of the phrase, “Thank you… thank you very much.”
>The U.N. Security Council has called an emergency session. Graceland has issued a statement denying any knowledge of Presley’s involvement in geopolitics, claiming he was “just there to rock.”
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