Japanese Patriots are fucking dope too. Those innovative bastards do incredible things with the technology we give them. Of all of the nations we have helped develop in trade and technology they are by far the most advanced. And they have stepped up to the plate for us more than anyone else.

Some will tell you it's out of necessity. I will tell you no fucking shit retard and we both love baseball so fuck you they're our best friends.

They've been better to us than anyone and that includes a dozen trade wars over the last 50 years. Japan is filled with good and HONORABLE people.

BANZAI