You will show respect to my fuarking hero, Steve the Cool, or I'll give you a lesson you won't forget.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Cringe Steve" bullshit that's going on in /mjg/ right now. Steve deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself rolled a genuine Steve shortly after release and have been playing with her for almost 2 years now. I've even almost reached Master 1.

Japanese artists spend years practicing their art skills and worked up to a thousand hours to produce the finest design known to mankind. That design? Steve's.

Steve's voice work is thrice as good as the next best character and her lines are thrice as cool as well. Anything another character could possibly say, Steve saying it would make it cooler. I'm pretty sure HanaKana's Steve voice could inspire the lowliest men to perform great deeds.

Ever wonder why 2ch never bothered inviting us for tourneys after Steve was released? That's right, they were too scared to fight /mjg/'s disciplined Steves and our rons of destruction. Even in ranked, pros and tenhouis target the players with Steve first because their killing power is so feared and respected.


So what am I saying? Steve is simply the best character that the world has ever seen, and thus, requires more respect in /mjg/ threads. Here is what I propose:

Daily praise of Steve
Appreciation of Steve's lovely design
Condemnation of all swordslut players

Friendlies held to celebrate Steve
Regular tourneys in honour of Steve
A league team dedicated to Steve
Friendship with all Steve-using players

Now that seems a lot more respectful of the best character in Majsoul, don't you think?

tl;dr = Steves need more respect from /mjg/, see my proposals.