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6/11/2025, 2:54:33 PM
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[Frostpunk]
Drawbacks: Last Autumn, Long Haul, Great Storm (1500)
Standard, Captain
Cold Adaptation (Free)
Frozen Grit (Free)
Administration (Free)
Lamp (Free)
Warm Clothing (Free)
Junior Engineer (Free)
Pit Fighter (1400)
Miracles Happen (900)
Topography: Crater
Weather: Great Storm, Call Frost (700)
People: Starting population, Steadfast (600)
Features: Generator (Free)
Hothouse (400)
Infirmary (200)
Tesla Shield (0)
"Captain!"
I took one look at the volcanic activity in SEA, the anomalous solar cooling, and reports of a meteor strike as well as superweapon development, and realised that for some reason causality itself really wanted this version of Earth to freeze over. So I immediately gave up on punitive measures like logistics, rationing and the comical development of technology, and pulled out much more reliable tools for dealing with this sort of thing.
I put on my feathered headress and shaman's cloak.
"CAPTAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARECHESTED, THE GREAT STORM IS ALMOST UPON US!" screamed a junior engineer as I started to sing native american chants to commune with the snow spirits.
"I'm securing your civilisation's long term survival, if only out of spite for whatever fluke of physics is trying to kill you off" I told her, frosty as the...frost. On her helmet. Which was frosting over. "Go tell the others to, I don't know, turn their ridiculous oversized boiler into a Finnish sauna or something. It'll all be over soon" I said, as I ate psychedelic mushrooms and started grunting the primal syllables of the Neanderthal tongue used to tell Mother Glacier that Father Storm was looking sexy this time of year. The oncoming storm being particularly fierce, I was engaging in some rapid fire syncretism to increase the power of my spiritual techniques, much like Sukuna used Binding Vows to increase the power of his Cursed Techniques.
"CAPTAIN, BY JOVE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
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[Frostpunk]
Drawbacks: Last Autumn, Long Haul, Great Storm (1500)
Standard, Captain
Cold Adaptation (Free)
Frozen Grit (Free)
Administration (Free)
Lamp (Free)
Warm Clothing (Free)
Junior Engineer (Free)
Pit Fighter (1400)
Miracles Happen (900)
Topography: Crater
Weather: Great Storm, Call Frost (700)
People: Starting population, Steadfast (600)
Features: Generator (Free)
Hothouse (400)
Infirmary (200)
Tesla Shield (0)
"Captain!"
I took one look at the volcanic activity in SEA, the anomalous solar cooling, and reports of a meteor strike as well as superweapon development, and realised that for some reason causality itself really wanted this version of Earth to freeze over. So I immediately gave up on punitive measures like logistics, rationing and the comical development of technology, and pulled out much more reliable tools for dealing with this sort of thing.
I put on my feathered headress and shaman's cloak.
"CAPTAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARECHESTED, THE GREAT STORM IS ALMOST UPON US!" screamed a junior engineer as I started to sing native american chants to commune with the snow spirits.
"I'm securing your civilisation's long term survival, if only out of spite for whatever fluke of physics is trying to kill you off" I told her, frosty as the...frost. On her helmet. Which was frosting over. "Go tell the others to, I don't know, turn their ridiculous oversized boiler into a Finnish sauna or something. It'll all be over soon" I said, as I ate psychedelic mushrooms and started grunting the primal syllables of the Neanderthal tongue used to tell Mother Glacier that Father Storm was looking sexy this time of year. The oncoming storm being particularly fierce, I was engaging in some rapid fire syncretism to increase the power of my spiritual techniques, much like Sukuna used Binding Vows to increase the power of his Cursed Techniques.
"CAPTAIN, BY JOVE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
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