he Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

CHADPITANO THE GRAY APEXPREDATORano the MASCULINE GRIPitano the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEtano the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEtano the UNYIELDING AESTHETICitano the BEAUTIFUL SWOLEtano the RIPPED TANKtano the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGtano the INTIMIDATING GLAREtano the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTano the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDano the ENLIGHTENED ZENtano the SPIRITUAL POTENTano the VIRILE ALMIGHTYto the INVINCIBLE VALORtano the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUStano the DOMINATOR INVICTUStano the ETERNAL MAELSTROMtano the TITANIC QUAKEtano the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUStano the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHano the MASTODONIC MONSTERano the TERRIFYING LORDtano the KING DEITYtano the CHRIST CRIMSONtano the LEGEND SUPERNOVAno the TRANSIENT CAPCHAD THE CAP CAPCHAD THE TANO CAPCHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDCHAD THE CHAD OF CHADS TANOCHAD CAPITANOCHAD CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD

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