We can;t put the ankle revealing harlot genie back into the bottle, I am afraid great great grandpa was, in fact, a Der Coomer afterall.

Great great gramps got one taste of those delicious forbidden fruit yams of the down below satanic foot level, and saw how the ankle rotated the foot upo the axis, and was overwhelmed with the sudden urge to.....fap.
Yes....great great grandpa was a coomer sellout.
Then grandpa sold out for the one piece, pops for the bikini, gen X for the thong thong thong thong thong....and the zoomies for the tight sweatpants...err..."yoga" pants.....

Wait....it was all because of Great gran pappy being an ankle gooner?
Always has been.....