I think I've figured out my retirement plan.

>has 12 gauge and an empty house
>has gasoline and dragon's breath ammunition
>douse house in gasoline with extra in the bathtub
>cry a little and jork it one last time while getting high off the fumes
>gasoline bath
>blow my fucking head off with the dragon's breath lighting the gasoline

What could go wrong /b?
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OP can't triforce