JACQUES
JAAAAAAACQUES
PARLAIS VOUS FRANCAISE, JACQUES?
BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T
WORORORORO
BUT SERIOUSLY SPEAKING, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU, MAN TO MAN
SEE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG MAN MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO TOWN TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
AM I RAMBLING, JACK?
JUST TELL ME IF I AM
I WON'T KICK YOU OR ANYTHING
CAPTAIN ROCKS USED TO KICK ME
I PROMISED THEN THAT IF I WAR EVER CAPTAIN, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
YOU'RE PRECIOUS TO ME, JACK
LIKE THE SON I NEVER HAD
UNLIKE MY "SON" YAMATO
IS THERE ANYTHING MORE KEKED THAN RAISING A DAUGHTER, JACK?
YOU GIVE ALL YOUR TIME AND EFFORT AND SHE DYES HER HAIR AND SAYS SHE'S KOUZUKI ODEN
WHAT'S A FATHER TO DO, JACK?
DON'T ANSWER THAT
I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS
GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOU, JACK
YOU'VE GOT TO BE MORE CONFIDENT
WEAR YOUR HAIR IN PIGTAILS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, THA'LL SHOW EVERYONE YOU'RE NOT INSECURE