Why are Nordic countries so much better than everywhere else and it’s not even close?

Leaving the Nordics is always painful as you will always arrive in a country that is dirty, chaotic and dysfunctional compared to the utopia you came from.

I am always shocked by how ugly people in other countries look, even the underclass in Scandinavia look like models or sports players compared to a normal American, Brit, German or Spaniard who all look some combo of inbred/fat/autistic

Not to mention our Nordic governments who invest in our people with great healthcare, childcare and infrastructure unlike the corruption and filth you find in other countries.

You all should be mad at God for not letting you be born in a Nordic nation lol