Pee pee poo poo - You missed lyrics

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They're flushing the nation down with their messiness
It started with missing that round porcelain throne
You thought you had good aim but oh no, oh no, oh no you didn't
Now it's a game of "who's gonna clean up this sh**?"
They don't want neatness, they leave a puddle of defeatness
They don't care about the seat, they're just tryna relieve themselves
They don't want consideration, they're just leaving a condition
Why can't everyone just put it where it belongs?

Thought you had it all figured out, but you didn't
Now the bathroom's a war zone, not a place for a quiet sit
You used to think your stream was so precise
But now it's a crime scene, oh what a sacrifice
You aimed for the bowl, but it went on the toilet paper roll
You thought it was funny, but now you're the one who's in the doo-doo
Thank God for Lysol
You know you can't be so bold
You missed the mark
Oh boy, you missed

You spray it to the left, you spray it to the right
You're going insane in the restroom fight
You blame the angle, you blame the light
But babe, you just can't hit the spot tonight
Tried to be a hero, but you're just a bathroom foe
Now you're cleaning up a mess you didn't even know you'd sow
You hoped it would disappear
But it's sticking around like glue
You missed the target
Babe, you blew it
You're the reason we all have to clean up after you

Told us to lift the lid, but you forgot to tell us why
Now we're knee-deep in something that makes our eyes cry
We're not your maids, we're not your janitors
Why can't you just hit the water, like we all do in our manners?
You're the one who's full of crap, not the toilet
But when it comes to cleaning, you're playing hide and go seek it
You're the reason we need a seat protector
You're the one who's a disrespecter