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7/8/2025, 4:11:47 PM
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Have a look at his career. Tell me how any of that happened without some huge string pulling.
In his book he talks about how he became an MP. Got bored of Afghanistan, though he wplould try at MPing. Joined Tory party. Phoned up his old mate Cameron, now oposition leader. "Literally who? Sorry, too busy. Contact you local branch." Hangs up.
Soon after Our Rory corners Cameron in that office building across the road from Big Ben. "Oh you again. Look, fuck off Rory. You have never delivered a single leaflet, never been a councillor, only been a party member six months and there are thousands better qualified. You will never be MP. Never. Now fuck off and stay that way."
Throws his hat into the Penrith safe seat selection. Writes eccentric application. Two hundred other candidates, all better qualified. Gets shortlisted somehow. Gives weird speech to branch selection meeting. Gets picked.
All in his book. He leads a charmed life for coincidences.
Have a look at his career. Tell me how any of that happened without some huge string pulling.
In his book he talks about how he became an MP. Got bored of Afghanistan, though he wplould try at MPing. Joined Tory party. Phoned up his old mate Cameron, now oposition leader. "Literally who? Sorry, too busy. Contact you local branch." Hangs up.
Soon after Our Rory corners Cameron in that office building across the road from Big Ben. "Oh you again. Look, fuck off Rory. You have never delivered a single leaflet, never been a councillor, only been a party member six months and there are thousands better qualified. You will never be MP. Never. Now fuck off and stay that way."
Throws his hat into the Penrith safe seat selection. Writes eccentric application. Two hundred other candidates, all better qualified. Gets shortlisted somehow. Gives weird speech to branch selection meeting. Gets picked.
All in his book. He leads a charmed life for coincidences.
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