>Goku was taught a gag martial art (Janken) amounting to deception (with an eye poke, palm or punch) by Grandpa Gohan
>Goku was NOT taught Kamehameha (nor even shown the move) even though "grandpa" knew it
>Goku was told to train his tail since "grandpa" knew about and exploited his weakness to disable him before (likely related to defeating Oozaru the first time to even know to warn about the Full Moon yet not just take the tail off)
>Goku was told to NEVER go out at night (in a full moon) yet does ("grandpa" had to have survived an Oozaru encounter), but because no talk of a tail regrowth comes up (nor a missing moon thus he either beats Goku clean possibly grabbing his tail as Yamcha would later or just steers clear long enough given the PL difference and Kamehameha option, both are likely) he jobbed even transformed the first time
>Goku was told to NEVER fight back against a drunk (very weird and he does honor this even when just thinking Roshi's Drunken Boxing gag as Jackie Chun was legit) like the perverted (confirmed) hermit "grandpa"
>Goku was a squatter (just as "grandpa" had been)
>Goku wasn't entirely isolated from neighbors (and yet he never saw a single human other than "grandpa" until Bulma) as we would learn from later visits to his place (just somehow never encountered them)
>Goku was unable to identify sex without "pat-pat" of genitals (despite "grandpa" never having others around he may have taught this method of verification) and would have difficulty telling at a glance into his 40's
>Goku was taught to be nice to a girl if he ever met one ("grandpa" didn't mention they have different parts, so Goku thought of boobs as butts on the chest)
>Goku was seemingly unaware he was the only one with a tail, but recalled "grandpa" didn't have one (he saw his ass)

>>279636405
Make him in your next life. As for how it will be eternally...?

>>279636399
Based on what?

>>279636428
Wouldn't give him an hour (from the outside's perspective) to be honest.