Life for men is literally tutorial mode compared to women.

Women: 6 different skin care products, 30 minute make up routine every day, exercise, stay in shape, carefully curated wardrobe, shave legs every 3 days, brazillian wax every 4 weeks, expensive haircut every 2 weeks, eat a strict diet (eating the same food and portions as men will make us obese) always have anxiety about aging, special sunscreen and water resistant makeup depending on activity, so on and so fourth

Men: literally just shower and don't be fat