What if I'm extremely retarded? My IQ is between 120-125, so yes, midwit. But what if I have a profound retardation in me that eludes formal testing? Like, I've definitely made decisions a down syndrome wouldn't even make. Am I lacking something? Can you tell by the way I'm writing this?

Money doesn't make the world turn, violence does.

I'm finally realising I'm a genius.

The short story is the superior literary form.

Hello from the dankest corner of Josef Fritzl's rape dungeon where the crack smoking child molesters fuck eachother's asses without a scumbag on. Where future serial killers decapitate the genitals of baby mice. Where our mothers made us watch em getting fucked by their johns and where we played with used needles like Hot Wheels. Hello from the devil worshipers and the tarot card readers and the mass shooters who read Mein Kampf before they go to bed. How do you like your eggs? Hello from the botox injecting abortionists who break their hippocratic oath to line their demonic pockets. Hello from the jackbooted policemen who stamp all over you and infect your homes with corruption. The property developers here build our tenements and always make sure they're high enough for suicide. And they are. The streets are covered with our blood and the media sells it back to us. One endless cycle of quiet deaths and a big bomb just waiting to release us from it.

So you've got Mar's proximity, total solar eclipses, and Saturn's hexagonal formation on its northern pole and then you factor in the laws of probability and you finally realise that it is not a 0% chance our solar system was engineered by some sort of intelligence.