Decapitate a southerner
Dropkick a southerner
Disembowel a southerner
Throw a southerner off a building
Bash a southerner's head in with a hammer
Immolate a southerner
Chainsaw a southerner in half
Throw a southerner into a jet engine
Hang a southerner from a tree
Pour sulfuric acid down a southerner's throat
Shank a southerner
Drag a southerner behind his own pickup truck
Run over a southerner with a lawnmower
Gas a southerner
Impale a southerner on rusty rebar
Curbstop a southerner
Crush a southerner's head with a cinder block
T O T A L S O U T H E R N D E A T H

Decapitate a southerner
Dropkick a southerner
Disembowel a southerner
Throw a southerner off a building
Bash a southerner's head in with a hammer
Immolate a southerner
Chainsaw a southerner in half
Throw a southerner into a jet engine
Hang a southerner from a tree
Pour sulfuric acid down a southerner's throat
Shank a southerner
Drag a southerner behind his own pickup truck
Run over a southerner with a lawnmower
Gas a southerner
Impale a southerner on rusty rebar
Curbstop a southerner
Crush a southerner's head with a cinder block
T O T A L S O U T H E R N D E A T H

Decapitate a southerner
Dropkick a southerner
Disembowel a southerner
Throw a southerner off a building
Bash a southerner's head in with a hammer
Immolate a southerner
Chainsaw a southerner in half
Throw a southerner into a jet engine
Hang a southerner from a tree
Pour sulfuric acid down a southerner's throat
Shank a southerner
Drag a southerner behind his own pickup truck
Run over a southerner with a lawnmower
Gas a southerner
Impale a southerner on rusty rebar
Curbstop a southerner
Crush a southerner's head with a cinder block
T O T A L S O U T H E R N D E A T H