You couldn't write a character like Chasyn, he is almost too funny to be believed. I can imagine him in one of those CSI shows where Ice T is interviewing him in his warehouse almost in disbelief
>And this is where you... wrestle... these girls, Chasyn?
>Detective, it's not a crime to put someone in a half-Nelson is it? I'm only showing them the ropes
>Don't get cute with me, you freak